
Predictions are hazardous, especially about the future and especially about politics, but the best prediction right now is that the 2028 Republican nominee for President will be either JD Vance or Marco Rubio, and the Democrat nominee will be either Gavin Newsom or Kamala Harris. The ones not nominated for President will likely be nominated for Vice President.
Before we employ these people for these important jobs, let’s do what employers do: Let’s look at their resumes.
(I’ve tried to present this in a neutral manner, unlike Wikipedia which unabashedly spins the tone and even the substance of the bios to favor Harris and Newsom and to disfavor Vance and Rubio.)
JD Vance:
- Grew up poor in Appalachia with an alcoholic and drug-abusing mother.
- Joined the Marines.
- Graduated Ohio State University, summa cum laude.
- Graduated Yale Law School where he was an Editor of Yale Law Journal.
- Clerked for a prominent federal court judge, and then worked at a prestige law firm.
- Worked for Peter Thiel’s venture capital company.
- Wrote a NYT best-selling book about his life, later made into a hit movie directed by Ron Howard; the book sold three million copies, and the movie had over four million viewings.
- Elected U.S. Senator for Ohio.
- Elected Vice President of the United States.
- Sports a lousy beard.
Kamala Harris:
- Daughter of an Afro-Jamaican father and Indian mother.
- Graduated Howard University (no listed honors).
- Graduated University of California Hasting College of Law (no listed honors).
- District Attorney for Alameda County, then appointed to state positions by an older politician she was dating, Willie Brown.
- Elected first woman, first African-American and first South Asian-American Attorney General of California.
- Elected Senator from California (first African-American, first South Asian-American, second Black woman).
- Elected first woman, first African-American, first South Asian-American Vice President, and given responsibilities for discovering and remedying the “root causes” of illegal immigration under the Biden administration.
- Defeated in 2024 election for President.
Marco Rubio:
- Born to legal Cuban refugees in Florida.
- Graduated University of Florida.
- Graduated University of Miami Law School, cum laude.
- Elected to Florida legislature, then elected first Cuban-American Speaker of the State House of Representatives.
- Adjunct Professor at Florida International University.
- Elected U.S. Senator from Florida and served ten years, was member of numerous committees and subcommittees.
- Defeated in the Republican nomination for President.
- Appointed Secretary of State by President Trump.
- Widely considered very active as Secretary of State, with the NYT dubbing him “Secretary of Everything.”
Gavin Newsom:
- Born into a prominent San Francisco family, where the father was close friends of the Getty oil family.
- Played college baseball.
- Started a successful winery with one of the Getty’s, and went on to other successful business ventures.
- Appointed to political positions by the same mentor that Kamala Harris had (but didn’t date him).
- Elected Mayor of San Francisco.
- Elected Lieutenant Governor of California.
- Elected Governor of California.
- Had “severe dyslexia” as a child according to Wikipedia, and it’s still “pretty severe” according to Newsom.
- Sports good hair.
So, there you have their bullet-point (can I still say that?) resumes. Which do you want to run the country?







